guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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