he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I don't deserve a penis
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
