But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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