I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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