needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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