I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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