they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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