So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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