just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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