Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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