I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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