did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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