I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I think i peed on brittanys purse
never play flip cup with pint glasses
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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