Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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