my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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