4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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