She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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