Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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