I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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