Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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