we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
This is the high leading the old right now
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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