I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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