Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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