I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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