Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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