The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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