This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I can't trust your balls anymore.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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