So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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