i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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