How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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