But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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