i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
this is an emotional support booty call
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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