Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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