ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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