Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
she smelled like a LAN party
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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