Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
he shaved USA in his pubs
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
We left an ass print on the piano.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
