I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I'm too high and old for this...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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