I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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