he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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