Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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