Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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