You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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