Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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