another moral hangover. fuck.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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