I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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