your parents love me but you hate me
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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