I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
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