Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
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