He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
is that a dick in a sweater?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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