Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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