I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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