I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
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