? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
The Olympian is in my bed
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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