as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
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