I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
