I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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